The thoughts of an arsenal fans

Boring Sunday

So this is it, the beginning of my very own arsenal blog. This wonderous blog was inspired by arseblog and gunner blog. I might’ve copied the name but it’s not a rip off and I never was creative, especially with names. Anyhow, this is just a 14 year old gunners thoughts about how cuntish Mourinho is, how much of a gay twat ferguson is, etc. etc. I’m no HTMLor Graphics expert and this site isn’t completled but it will improve
Any how let’s start the day with discussions of our new wonderkid . Fran Merida was nicked from the cunts barcelona at the age of 15 and was officially signed at the age of 16. Remind you of any body? No, maybe this wonderfull bugger. Barcelona were supposedly rearing him as the next ronaldiniho. By rearing they mean not giving him enough matches, refusing to give him a contract. You know, normal Barcelona shit. This article’s a bit old but it’s just Laporta being his usual self. Concentrating on the big stars, forgetting about the future. This kid is amazing and is a mixture of Zidane, Henry, Ronaldiniho and Gerrard. His dribbling is amazing, only bettered by the likes of Henry. Who else can score goals from 1 million and 3 yards out? Bit unfair to compare him to the likes of legends but I’m shitting my pants thinking about this kid peaking. He makes me realize how crap I am at footie.The future’s bright people. I’ve never wanted 2013 to come any quicker. If you think he’s overhyped then look at this:

i suggest you get a new pair of boxers ready incase you shit yourself.

Fran Merida 1

Fran Merida 2

Fran Merida 3

Fran Merida 4

There, didn’t i tell you so”ye of little faith”.

Oh yeah and he scored on his debut. But so did Francis Jeffers on his England debut so…

Enough about Fran. (is that short for Francesc?)

Arsene Wenger tells us what he thinks about international friendlies.

William gallas wants to leave The Cuntleys. We seem to be the favourites to get his signature. I like him, bit of a cunt but the type of player arsenal needs right now. A world cup finalist who can play any where along the back line. With cuntley leaving any day now (people have been saying that for a week) we need cover for LB, what with clichy injured, even though Flamini play there. Though if he’s leaving Chelski because he doesn’t want to play LB I don’t know why we’re favourites to sign him. He wants the number 13 shirt, which is Alex’s. Alex wanted no.7 but got 13. I don’t think he would like it being taken off him and I don’t see Gallas coming with out his “lucky” 13. Isn’t Friday the 13th unlucky? Any way Alex is more valuable to me than Gallas. So if we get him for a decent price, some thing between 6 and 8 pence, he get shirt #1234, wages of $1 a year and he doesn’t mind being cover for Phillipe or Kolo, or play in LB then he’ll be accepted by the blogger. Only if he agrees to those terms. Bad things happen to those whp aren’t accepted by the blogger. Personally I think this is just hype and I don’t see him coming here. Hopefully he’ll end up with the match fixers Milan. Though this says otherwise.

Ferguson has again had too much scottish whiskey. (I refuse to address him as a knight of the realm) Must’ve gone to his walnut sized brain. Why would a team who played the most entertaining football in England fail to fil a 60 thousand seater stadium in London. I suppose Ferguson has expierience of not filling grounds, after all Man U have had to advertise in national press to fill up their home ground for champion league qualifiers. As for Highbury being old and run down, yeah he would know aobut being old and run down. It was more historic. He’s just jealous that our stadium is better than his. Not as big or as historic but better.

AND he’s jealous about Chelsea spending 30 million on Shevchenko. Bit over the odds maybe but you can’t compare it to Cantoona. That was yonks ago.

So basically he’s saying:

  • Seb Veron is worth 30 cantonas
  • Kleberson was 5 times the player Cantona was
  • Ruud Van Nisterlooy is 19 of Cantona
  • Rio is 30 time better than Cantona
  • Carrick is worth 18 Cantona
  • 1 Wayne Rooney is the equivalent of 27 Cantonas.

He would know loads about spending over the odds.This is what I think is “sir” Alex’s wish list:

  • Arsenal don’t fill their stadium and go bust.
  • Roman gets bored and leaves so Chelsea have a player exodus
  • Beintez decides to leave for Madrid and Liverpool go downhill
  • Stuart Pearce decides to sign John O’Shea and Silvestre

That leaves ManU and Spurs to fight for the title. Even Ferguson has no hope of his team doing well, he only hopes others fail hence the constant shit about other teams.

This is what I’ve got to say to him:

“Fuck off you old oil miner.”

in other news Chelsea are planning a bid for Cole. Nothing new there, this time though they plan to do it by the “book”. That’s new. They should just make the bid of 30 million so cuntley can fuck off and have a nightmare of a life with a wife who’s cheating on him with me.

We’re supposedly planning a 16 million bid for Ribery. That’s a bit too much. Don’t get me wrong, he was crap for the first few matches but after he scored his first goal he was on fire. Looked like he just needed some confidence and self-belief. He’s young, can speak French and is almost world famous with a million clubs after him. Out of them he wants us. Nothing new. And he can play anywhere along the midfield. If we sell Reyes and get him for 16 million then fine. Other wise don’t sell Reyes and get him for around 12-13 million.

Freddie Reckons we’re going to nick the title from the cunts. We’re planning a military opperation with Freddie as leader and Gallas as the Mole. Cuntley will be our under cover agent there. Freddie is going to sneak in with his crutches and get it. We’re going to win the quadreuple anyway this season. Nah! That’s just me being optimistic. Can’t see what’s stopping the cunts unless Roman is down to his last stolen billion. I reckon we’ll come 2nd or 3rd. Bit depressing but we’ve got a shot at the title.

Niklas Bendtner scored on his debut from a Seb Larsson cross. Wonderful talent that kid and the fact that he’s coming back on January not at the end of the season suggests something. Either that AW plans to use him during the campaign or Bendtner’s agent requested it because he’s determined to break into the first team. That’s spirit lad.

That’s all from moi, see you smelly lot tomorrw.

Cheers and happy sunday.


August 6, 2006 - Posted by | Blogroll

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